Archive for June, 2009

Jun 30 2009

3suku

Published by Totin Jamain under Don't sue me!

‘Insyallah..Harini dah boleh operation ya cik’
‘ya.. InsyaAllah!’
‘Lepas operation moga2 cepat sempuh’
‘InalillahirraJi’um..’
‘eh kok Inalillah.. Alhamdulillah lah!’
‘ooo salah ya doc? hahaha’
‘Cik sedang puasa kan sekarang? Tak boleh makan ye sebelum operation’
‘Sudah puasa! Dari malam tadi tak makan!’
‘Tadi pagi sarapan apa?’
‘Nasi soto, doc.’

Baiklah.

1jam sebelum operation

“Melaporkan doc, patient atas nama X tidak dapat melanjutkan operation kerana harus dirujuk ke penyakit Jiwa. Patient mempunyai riwayat Jiwa dan pernah dimasukkan ke hospital sakit jiwa.”

p/s: Dialoq ditranslate ke melayu.

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Jun 28 2009

If we don’t shop, we window shop

I was hanging out with her just now. Having a mental menudo. It’s just to release tension from the stress of working day. I am demam but, apa kisah?



Had lunch at Solaria, Ambarukmor Plaza. After lunch, we went shopping / window shopping and lo and behold!


My house-mate, my very-very closest Indonesian friend, knowing me from A-Z


Time to camwhore.

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Jun 28 2009

ILY, Farid!

Published by Totin Jamain under Celebrity Oops!





Okay fine. Lepasni, kena lepak Marche hari-hari! He has a great body. Sexy eyes. And macho jambang. Guys with jambang can make us melt away. Kan? I just realized that!

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Jun 27 2009

H1N1

Published by Totin Jamain under I'm just rambling.

I’m having a fever. Great. I am sick. Banyumas bagi saya virus apa ni? erm.. over-fatigue I guess kot. My heads burning up and I don’t feel so well. I also can feel some pressure on my eyes. Berair-air je mata. Hope it will be okay before this Monday. I need to continue my outstation working at Wates.
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Now, a lot of people are dying and gets really sick over the days. I’m starting to get all paranoid. Takotnya H1N1!

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Jun 26 2009

Protected: Pissed off. Very!

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Jun 24 2009

Life like a zombie..

Published by Totin Jamain under Don't sue me!

Last night, I was so busy and stress out I didn’t even have time to sleep. Okeylah imagine, in 12hours je ada 5 kelahiran. 3 with normal delivery and 2 with caesarian section (by operation). The rest of the night was a blur!! I didn’t sleep a wink because I was so busy with the patients! Ugh. Kenapa kalau nak melahirkan tu mesti suka malam-malam? Besok pagi siang-siang tak boleh ke?

9.00pm-2.00am : Operation room

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Before the operation. Kita bius dulu!!

2 patients sekaligus.One with fetal distress and the other one with cephalopelvic disporpotion. Waktu-waktu ini adalah waktu-waktu yang mengantuk gile kot. Plus dengan keadaan bilik operation yang sejuuuuuk sangat. Sleepyhead oh. Saya pula ditugaskan untuk suction darah dan menjahit. Dahla mengantuk, disuruh jahit pula. Memang lintang pukang laaaaa…

2.00am – 7.00am
Diisi pula dengan kelahiran-kelahiran bayi secara spontan. Penat kot. Baru je landing nak tidur, bidan dah panggil. T__T Tapi tak apalah. Tak apa. Tak apa. Tak apalah.

Selepas itu saya kena jaga poliklinik pula sampai pukul 1.30pm. Bayangkan lah muka saya masa tu memang dah macam drakula hiyarkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!

Tadi ingat nak update panjang-panjang tapi baru sampai perenggan kedua dah takde mood. Tengok gambar sahaja lah ok?


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Dulu saya takut sangat pegang bayi because they’re so tiny and the tought of accidentally snapping their bones was enough to refrain myself from cradling them in my own arms. Now saya sudah jaguhh menggengong bayi! :) Masa ini bayi tersebut menggesel-gesel dekat susu saya.Nak nenen tapi salah mummy. aha!

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Tido je keje dia.


Haha nasib lah kan kalau dapat doctor dan bidan macam gini. Padan muka. Siapa suruh tido? Saya penat-penat bantu kelahiran dia, dia tido pulak. Amboi-amboi..

Cutest baby of the day

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Mata dia bulat gila koooot! Habis dah saya ambil gambar dia banyak-banyak.


Lately ni hp saya banyak betul gambar bayiiii!


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2.00pm: Obstetric ward

Patient: “Ini doctor yang operate saya tadi malam kan? Terima kasih doc”
Keluarga: “Terima kasih doc!”

Kelakar! Padahal dia tak tau, saya jahit perut dia tu macam jahit butang je! HAHAHAHA.

I wonder how long will it be like this? Physically exhausted. Stress. Workloads. ugh!

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Jun 22 2009

Banyumas is so panas.

Published by Totin Jamain under I'm just rambling.

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AIR-CONDITIONER please!
Ice drinks please!

The whether is so hot and badan melekit-lekit cannot tahan lah!

Roommate saya pula sudah tidur. Aktiviti dia di dalam bilik adalah berbalas-balas sms sambil tersenyum lalu tertidur. Pada keesokan harinya, dia akan berhadapan dengan dokter specialist, ditanya 1001 soalan kepadanya dan dia menjawap dengan muka tanpa perasaan. Persoalannya, bila dia belajar? Eey.. !

Okeylah nak tidur. Hopefully dapat jadi bijak macam dia. Nyte peeps! Till we meet again.

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Jun 18 2009

What am I doing today?

Published by Totin Jamain under Don't sue me!

Mungkin seronok bila sudah berkahwin. Lebih-lebih lagi menimang cahaya mata. Tapi, bila dah dapat satu anak, takkan esok pon nak ‘bikin’ anak lagi? Bila dah ada 5 anak, takkan nak tambah 6, 7, 8, sampai cukup pasukan bolasepak? Tapi kalau tak bagi nafkah ke suami, berdosa pulak kan? Jadi itulah kita disarankan untuk melakukan contraception. Ewah sejak bila pandai bermukadimah ni Totin oi!

Contraception ada macam-macam. IUD/ Pil/ Suntik/ Tubectomy dll. Tapi tadi saya melakukan implant. Implant merupakan kapsul plastik yang mengandung hormon progestin, yang bekerja dengan cara mencegah ovulasi dan menghalangi masuknya sperma melalui lendir serviks yang kental. Caranya senang je, kita suntik la bius lokal, lepastu potong sikit bahagian bawah arm, than kita tusuk dengan cowong. After that, put that small tube(implant) under the skin. Selesai!

Erm. sebenarnya tak sakit. Sebab dah bius kan? Tapi mungkin akal dan minda memainkan peranan. Bila kita tengok darah percik-percik sekaligus kita rasa sakit kot! Ahaaaks.

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Oh maybe there are some tips to deal with this…

1. Macam biasala berdoa sebanyak mungkin mengikut agama masing-masing.

2. Cuba try pasang earphone dan dengar mp3 lagu-lagu rancak kegemaran anda. Lagu rancak lah bukan lagu menuju kematian. Mesti anda akan leka dan menggoyang-goyangkan kepala mengikut irama.

3. Alihkan pandangan anda daripada tempat operasi. Mata tu jangan la nak melirik-lirik tengok tangan yang sedang di-bedah / dijahit.

4. Fikiran menerawang ke tempat lain. Sebagai contoh, anda sedang memasang implant / IUD. Di fikiran, sudah terbayang, yeay lepasni boleh ber’main‘ bersama husband tanpa halangan! hoorey!

5. Kadang-kadang, doktor akan bertanya soalan-soalan bodoh tapi layankan saja ler. Soalan bodoh itu adalah skill untuk doktor supaya patient cool and calm. Contoh soalan, hie, umur brapa?, datang sorang jeke?, suami mana?, dah berapa lama kawin?,anak berapa?, suami awak handsome lah, boleh berkenalan? eh eh eh melalut-lalut pula doktor ni.

5. Sakit akan berkurang ketika melihat muka doktor yang cantik / handsome. Jadi kemahiran memilih doktor itu penting! :)

Note: Kasihan jadi perempuan. Kita yang kena sterile kan diri. Kita yang kena pasang itu pasang ini. Suntik lah makan pil lah supaya tak pregnant. Potong fallopian tube (saluran pergerakan ovum) kita supaya 100% tak pregnant lagi. but hey, ada ke lelaki yang sanggup potong salur dia supaya mandul??

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Jun 17 2009

Berukband

Published by Totin Jamain under Spare me 100 bucks!

heyheyhey. I got myself IndosatM2 Broadband. Thank you daddy! :) The modem is tiny. So not bad lah, setidaknya I can access the internet anywhere. Especially bila working outside Jogja kan? Some people say it’s really fast. Other times, it’s as slow as a fully loaded lorry driving up a steep slope. Have yet to test its prowess. Shall do so tonight.


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Gonna leave Jogja for a month. Off to Banyumas –> Wates –> Cilacap. Gilelah cekal betul menghadapi cabaran demi cabaran. But hey, janji ada internet so that saya boleh bernafas dengan nyaman. Hoorey!

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Jun 16 2009

Protected: Issues

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Jun 15 2009

Kita juga bisa menipu dan menduakan

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Selepas itu, semua orang tanya saya …
‘Hai. Masak apa tu?’
‘Hai. Tau masak ke?’
‘rupa-rupanya Totin pandai masak juga..’

WTF?? *Sila baca, Wasn’t That Funny?* Mengapakah soalan sebegitu yang diajukan. Ada ke masakan bernama ‘Ya-Iya-Dong’ ?? wtf wtf wtf! Hwa.. Menangis betul saya nak menjawapnya! T______________T

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Hey ladies jangan mau di bilang lemah
Kita juga bisa menipu dan menduakan
Bila wanita sudah beraksi dunia hancur

Hey ladies sekarang cinta pakai otak
Jangan mau rugi hati dan juga rugi waktu
Bila dia merayumu ingat semuanya bohong

Oh lagu Hey Ladies by Rossa memang mengancam lah! Wa salute sama lu Rossa!

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Jun 15 2009

Protected: Weekend

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Jun 12 2009

Why am I with you, I pun tak tahu.

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Semalam I call you, you tak answer.
You kata you keluar pergi dinner.
You kata you keluar dengan kawan you.
But when I called Tommy he said it wasn’t true.
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So I drove my car pergi Damansara.
Tommy kata maybe you tengok bola.
Tapi bila I sampai you, you tak ada.
Lagilah I jadi gila.
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So I called and called sampai you answer.
You kata sorry sayang tadi tak dengar.
My phone was on silent, I was at the gym.
Tapi latar belakang suara perempuan lain.
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Sudahlah sayang, I don’t believe you.
I’ve always known your words were never true.
Why am I with you, I pun tak tahu.
No wonderlah my friends pun tak suka you.
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So I guess that’s the end of our story.
Akhir kata she accepted his apology.
Tapi last last kita dapat tahu she was cheating too.
With her ex boyfriend’s best friend – Tommy.

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Jun 12 2009

Protected: Lost bearings

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Jun 07 2009

Home is where the heart is.

Published by Totin Jamain under Please don't give up!

I am finally back home. I was back in Internet-free Banyumas for almost a week. I am not sure, when Yogyakarta, and even more specifically my kost changed it status from something I felt was temporary to something I now feel as permanent.

During that outstation time, I discovered so many things from this experience. All in all, the journey took 5hours. Sampai sana ditempatkan di sebuah hostel 6bilik. Oklah memang suasana hostel lah pagi-pagi berebut bilik air for mandi. Katil pon double-decker. Tapi itu semua bukan masalah besar. I enjoyed that things.

Nak pergi makan ke mana-mana, jalan sana semua tanah merah. Becak-becak. Seluar kena seng-seng tinggi-tinggi. Aww sungguh desa betul hidup saya. Hari pertama sahaja, kaki sudah terjerumus ke dalam lumpur. eyarkk!

Whatever. It was just a small matter je. Yang tak sedapnya doctor dekat sana tegas. And kita kena bekerja dengan betul dan menunjukkan kerajinan yang maksima supaya dipandang elok. The midwives were ok. Patients pon mostly cool and sporting. Everybody was so kind lah.

Dalam seminggu saya menjaga bilik bersalin, saya dah dapat banyak persalinan. Memang haru lah melihat orang bersalin hari-hari. So yeah, labor and delivery was a looooong, tough, painful, gruelling process. Bilik bersalin tu hari-hari mendengar orang menjerit sakit-sakit. Melihat pasangan berpegangan tangan. Sang suami meng-cool kan isteri. Ada juga sang suami yang pucat lesi tidak terkata apa-apa. Mendengar tangisan bayi sejurus selepas bayi dilahirkan. Melihat sang isteri tersenyum puas. Sang suami mengazan-kan bayi sambil mengeluarkan air mata. Oh dramatik sungguh!

Membersihkan rahim perempuan yang abortion pun dramatik juga. Memang sakit sangat sampai masa saya korek pon terasa macam *tut* saya pun sakit juga. adoiiiii rakan-rakan janganlah buat abortion ohhhhhhhhhh!


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It doesn’t matter from which part of the planet a baby comes from, they all are cute! Heee.. this baby girl saya yang sambut. saya yang tarik placenta mummy dia. tapi mummy dia ada rupture dekat *tut* dia. Mungkin sebab saya salah sambut kot. hehehahahehehehaha. Tapi sudah di jahit balek yang terkoyak tu so it’s ok la normal je tu. Yang penting baby comel!!!!

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Antara bayi yang selamat saya lahirkan. eh, yang saya bantu persalinan. eh? errr you know what I mean kan? Yang kiri cewek, yang kanan cowok. Let’s play with the babiessssssssssss!~

I love babies. But having a wedding ring on my finger does not top it all off for me. Not now, perhaps not ever. Iamnotdesperate.com

So, that’s what I did. Bye.

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